Saturday, November 30, 2013

Cavsci's Inferno

Hell on earth exists and there's one existing way to enter: Break the rules!

Every rule-breaker each have their respective stations in school. And every station has its punisher for the one who broke a rule.

Station 1: The Gate Crashers
It is prohibited to enter the school without an ID or to enter past 6:30 or 6:45 AM.Those who are caught without their school ID or those who enter late will stay outside and will be forced to do numerous squats and will be asked to write a letter explaining why they are late. They are released afterwards.

Station 2: The Irresponsible
Those who didn't do their assignments are given marks of zero and are consulted be their respective teacher.

Station 3: The Noise-Makers
Those who create noise or uproars are scolded by the respective teacher and are asked to leave the classroom.

Station 4: The Disruptors
Those who bring along items that can be a bother to class hours (e.g. cellphones, toys) shall be consulted by their teachers and will have their gadgets/toys confiscated.

Station 5: The Wrathful
Those who start fights or brawls inside school campus will immediately be sent to the guidance center, where they will be consulted by the guidance counselor and will be given punishments ranging from suspension to expulsion.

Station 6: Dress-Code Breakers
Those who are caught wearing clothes which is not part of the school uniform will be approached by the head of CAT and will face the annoying horror.

Station 7: Class Cutters
Students caught cutting class will be reported to their advisers and will be scolded. Grades will have some deductions.

Station 8: Cheaters
Students caught cheating will be reported to the faculty and will face the year advisers and faculty members. Punishments like suspension will be given.

Station 9: Failures
Hopeless students with seemingly hopeless grades will be sent to the office or faculty and will be asked by the teachers, office members and the principal to leave the school.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Digital Messages: Ruining the English Language

With today's way of sending messages digitally, our way of spelling English words are changed. Shortcuts for words have been invented for an easier way of texting. This has proven that people of this generation can either be called lazy or intelligent for such invention.
Now the question is raised. Can texting ruin our English?
For me, it's a big NO. Yes, it can temporarily change words' spellings but never permanently. We are aware that the spellings' are changed. We know what what's wrong and what's right. If anything, texting will introduce us to new words, thus, widening our vocabulary.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Semestral Break in my Heart

(Hakuna Matata)
♫Semestral break! What a wonderful phrase
Semestral break! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of y- Let me stop here.

The semestral break is intended to give students a chance to relax at home for a whole week. It takes away all our strenuous schoolwork. Now that I'm done with the advantages, let's move on the bad stuff that I had. Ranking third on the list is: It was boring, I didn't have anything to do. Ranking second is: I missed my friends... a lot. I missed running around in the room, causing noise disturbances. I missed seeing her. I missed the cabinet that I've turned into a punching bag/scratching post. I missed everything. And ranking above all is: Doing chores. Yes, there's no more school work but this gave parents the opportunity to make us do chores. Every single day, the same chores. In particular, swiping the floor; this really makes me want to violently pluck out every single strand of broom hair. Our house is THIS big. The dishes too. I hate having my hands dirtied by oily stuff. After all that, I can say that my semestral break is... still worth while =) If you can feel the happiness that I've felt, you'd be dead be now because of heart failure. Who wouldn't be happy to talk with my love for every single day of the whole freakin' week? Even if it was only an online chat, I was still incredibly happy. Every night, she leaves me... smiling. I was hugging my laptop almost everyday. Even if the laptop did gave off a really strong electrical shock, it's still worth hugging. She gave my big break, making me feel awesome even after every strenuous working-day. If not the happiest man on earth, I'd be the happiest student on the campus.

When I sum up and get the average of my reactions for the sembreak, it was still pretty good. All thanks to her.